I asked her if she wanted to dance
her lips said yes but her eyes said no hands
I'm one of that discoqueens most dedicated fans
that's why I rely on a steady romance

My behaviour is speedin' down the line
I can't stick my hand in my pocket all the time
in my pocket there's a rocket and it's doing fine
that's why I rely on a polish and shine

Suddenly the beat of the music went slow
I figured sincerely it was time for us to go
I realized I was wrong, she was putting up a show
that's why I rely on excuses and so

Now I'm having a beer at the bar
searching the floor but I ain't lucky, so far
I think I'll call it a night in the jar
that's why I rely on a driver for my car